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INF-002 - Infraction - Elf Cosmetics Holy Hydration! Eye Cream
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6/26/2026


Infraction #: INF-002
Incident Date: May 18, 2026
Grievance: Burn Sensation
Target: Elf Cosmetics - Holy Hydration! Eye Cream
Price: $27 - skincare mini kit (part of a pack of 5)
Subject: Infraction
Reason: Discomfort
Grace: 7 days
Nation: Intimaciato - Embodiment
Fine Issued: - 200 Nodo ≈ 190 Gelato
Action: Continue monitoring.
Status: Crumble Croissant - Excommunication Warning
Division: Kissed Girl Bureau - Infraction Division
Code: 422.INF-002 - Issued at 11.12 AM
Elf Cosmetics...
The Holy Hydration! Eye Cream does not provide comfort or need to use it again.
Looking at other products from the Holy Hydration! kit such as: Face Cream (Artifact A), Cleansing Balm (Artifact B) and Daily Cleanser (Artifact C), the eye cream provided a burning sensation under the eye that required immediate removal. It's uncomfortable and does not become one with the face.
Can performance justify discomfort?
A brand that has built its entire philosophy on accessible quality beauty products, the Holy Hydration eye cream falls short behind. Actually, it falls long behind as they do not feel part of the same kit.
Intimaciato recommends:
Crumble Croissant - Excommunication Warning - while continue monitoring.
Penalty: - 200 Nodo ≈ 190 Gelato
Code: 422.INF-002
Aftermath: No formal action taken yet!
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